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Stop being so shitty

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Okay this post is going to have nasty subject matter. If it makes you uncomfortable, please don’t read it.

And for Heaven’s sake don’t eat while reading this post.

“Virgil” is a middle-aged bottom that lives in this area. He was married but is recently divorced. But believe me he has been getting dick for years.

So you would think dude would learn how to clean himself. You know, there are several products you can buy at CVS and Walgreens to help you do that.

Virgil apparently didn’t get the message.

A few years ago I was at a sex party at a friend’s apartment. Virgil got fucked pretty hard — I was watching. And he shit on the floor. I mean, a small pile.

Youtube viewers react to women having sex with excrement, a practice called scat. Photo courtesy of LA Weekly.

Youtube viewers react to women having sex with excrement, a practice called scat. I can relate to how they feel. Photo courtesy of LA Weekly.

The room filled with that smell and the host stopped the proceedings, turned up the lights and cleaned up with bleach and water.

“What nasty muthafucka did this?”

I knew Virgil did the dirty deed but he didn’t fess up. You know that nasty ass kept right on fucking. I walked over and told the host and Virgil was taken off the guest list.

Fast forward to last week. Virgil has been hitting me up online for months begging for some dicks so I had a few guys over to play and decided it would be nice to throw another bottom in the mix. Besides it had been five years since that party — Virgil is a newly out gay man so must surely have had more time to brush up on homosexual hygiene.

Wrong. After fucking him awhile I noticed that old familiar smell. I stopped and went to the bathroom and washed up.

Later I noticed something that looked like chocolate milk dripping from Virgil’s ass. Ewwww.

I had to do laundry as soon as he left. I mean towels and sheets. Several other guests commented.

Yesterday Virgil hit me up again, asking when he could get some. I told him he would have to learn how to clean his ass or he was not welcome in my house.

You know what he said? “Cool.”

No apology. No “Oh man I didn’t know.” No “I will clean up thoroughly for next time.”

Which now makes me wonder whether he gets off on being shitty. I know there are guys into scat, or involving feces into sex play. Maybe Virgil needs to join one of those clubs.

 



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